Da machste nix
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There are ten parts of speech, and they are all troublesome. An average sentence, in a German newspaper, is a sublime and impressive curiosity; it occupies a quarter of a column; it contains all the ten parts of speech--not in regular order, but mixed; it is built mainly of compound words constructed by the writer on the spot, and not to be found in any dictionary--six or seven words compacted into one, without joint or seam--that is, without hyphens; it treats of fourteen or fifteen different subjects, each enclosed in a parenthesis of its own, with here and there extra parentheses, making pens with pens: finally, all the parentheses and reparentheses are massed together between a couple of king-parentheses, one of which is placed in the first line of the majestic sentence and the other in the middle of the last line of it--AFTER WHICH COMES THE VERB, and you find out for the first time what the man has been talking about; and after the verb--merely by way of ornament, as far as I can make out--the writer shovels in "HABEN SIND GEWESEN GEHABT HAVEN GEWORDEN SEIN," or words to that effect, and the monument is finished. I suppose that this closing hurrah is in the nature of the flourish to a man's signature--not necessary, but pretty. German books are easy enough to read when you hold them before the looking-glass or stand on your head--so as to reverse the construction--but I think that to learn to read and understand a German newspaper is a thing which must always remain an impossibility to a foreigner.
— Mark Twain, The Awul German Language
Kann man so machen
Macher
Mach hat Deutsch gemachen
If "machen" is short in stock, "tun" tut's auch.
Am schlimmsten finde ich den Ausdruck "Sex machen"
Man hat Sex oder man pudert, schnackselt, fickt,...
Aber Sex macht man nicht, Sex hat man
Nervt mich jedes Mal
(Sorry, for not translating my rant)
I do the sex all the time.
Sex tun.
Mach ma
Machen macht machen zu machen machen.
Macht nix.