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[–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 229 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s brave to step in like that.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We gotta look out for each other in the age of misogyny

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago
[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

This is the dawning of the age of misogyny
Age of misogyny
Misogyny Misogyny

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 70 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Is that really the best line? She has to leave to take advantage of it.

Maybe, “hey, how'd your husband's parole hearing go?”?

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 114 points 1 month ago

It makes it clear what the random girl is trying to do, and allows the girlfriend to reply with anything from “not yet, let’s take a break over there” to “yeah I’m ready let’s go”.

[–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 83 points 1 month ago (11 children)

How many times have you thought of the perfect response to someone hours after the fact?

It’s good that she stepped in to offer help at all.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's so common the French have a two (or four I don't speak French or apostrophe) words for it. L'esprit d'escalier. Wit of the step stack hallway.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey we also say this xD
Treppenwitz meaning staircase joke

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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

That sounds much less organic and believable.

[–] wpb@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Hello my dear friend, your excessively muscular husband is outside asking for you. They won't let him in on account of the firearms he is carrying. Oh hello fine sir, I did not see you there, pleased to make your acquaintance. I'm an heiress of the McDonald laminate empire (no relation hahaha), and have a black belt in karatay, charmed I'm sure. We know each other (pointing at the woman)."

I prefer this because it makes the physical threat more present and believable (and doubly so, bc of the inclusion of the black belt) while also establishing personal dominance.

[–] zout@fedia.io 7 points 1 month ago

It's better than no line I guess.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

On one hand, there is a chance she would've wanted to accept the date and this would be blocking her.

On the other hand, it's genuinely much more funny lmao.

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 month ago

No, because if Girl A was interested she would have the option to turn down Girl B very easily.

Girl B is giving Girl A the option for a clean out, which is all that is needed to help someone out of an awkward situation.

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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago

I'm a dude. I was in the Bahamas on a trip and there was a girl in our group who was a drop-dead gorgeous black woman. The Bahamian men were going ape over her. She and I were walking along the beach, and men kept coming up, asking if I was her boyfriend, and when I said no they'd start proposing marriage and shit.

She informed me my job the rest of the day was to say "Yes" if a random dude asked if we were dating/married/etc.

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