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[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 61 points 1 month ago (8 children)

It's strange, my coworker said the roads were really crazy last night. First light i tunred at, left turn by the way, with green arow, dude ran the red and almost hit me. Is it something in the water?

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 82 points 1 month ago (23 children)

I think it’s a barometer for the overall mental health climate. We’re any combination of overworked, broke, tired, we got news organizations trying to keep us mad at each other all the time…and then we get on the road where it’s easy to pretend those other metal boxes aren’t filled with human beings.

I’m not above it. I’ve participated in my fair share of road rage parties. And I don’t have any solutions, just observations and memes. That’s all I got.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's deeper than that.

People have been doing this since cars became fast. There's something in our brains that automatically turns driving into a battle.

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Nah, it's not just driving cars - I've seen the same happen with shopping carts in the grocery store.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't know. I have never seen a shopping cart dispute half as bad as the aggressive/asshole drivers I see every damn day. I think it's the anonymity...

Have you been to Costco?

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, you roll up on anyone in an aggressive/adversarial manner, regardless of the situation, you’re more likely to encourage pushback than agreement/compliance. Even if it’s just the perception of aggression, our primate brains are wired to stand our ground. Doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right, it’s about locking horns. It’s why online arguments are the way they are.

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[–] ultranaut@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Has it started getting hot out where you are recently? There is always a spike in bad driving when the weather gets nice.

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[–] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

An important game maybe? Being Brazilian, I’ve always refrained from driving before big soccer games started, like World Cup or championship finals. People were crazy trying to get home.

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[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 46 points 1 month ago (11 children)

If there's heavy traffic in your city and private cars are still preferable to public transport, your infrastructure is shit and you should go pester your politicians about it

[–] platypode@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What do I do if the public transit is pretty good and the city is walkable, but all the jobs are in office parks 40 minutes out of town?

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Pester your politicians that they forgot a part of the walkable city. Either a walkable workplace or work from home.

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[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 9 points 1 month ago (15 children)

So the city isn't walkable, then

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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Literally the first 2 posts as I opened the app

[–] Steve@startrek.website 21 points 1 month ago

Its funny that 102 comments will lead to meta reaction posts here in the fediverse

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

These 'zipper merge' vs 'early merge' arguments are really the worst. At the same time, the lack of consensus fully explains why merge zones like that are such a mess.

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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The clear solution is to park on the tracks inside a light rail station.

Edit: post context

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I assume it shouldn't be one at street level. Do you recommend an elevated station or an underground one?

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Get creative with it. Imagine you're earning style points like in GTA.

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[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What discussion? Zipper merge is a well defined technique.

More like half the people know how to zipper merge and the other half try to justify merging a mile early and getting angry when people pass them and zipper merge properly.

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Let pedestrians and cyclists go first. Scramble walk is okay and sjould be encouraged

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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 22 points 1 month ago

GO AS FAST AS POSSIBLE DON'T STOP DON'T YIELD ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE

[–] Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Some people think that if there's a hwy lane closure in 30 miles, you're the asshole of you don't immediately merge over

[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I don't mind personally, but don't assume that your blinker means I HAVE to let you in

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[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 7 points 1 month ago (5 children)

If there's a lot of traffic it makes sense to try and find room to merge early though

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

"Early" being relative to the specific vehicles involved. Lorries/tractor-trailers need a LOT more time to find an opening before a merge than a "four-wheeler" does, for example.

Besides, it's long been proven that "zipper merging" - which is basically waiting up to almost the last second to merge - is the more efficient method.

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[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It always makes sense to merge at the last safe moment, but only if everyone else is doing that which requires everyone to trust each other and I can trust myself but I can’t trust any of you fuckers, etc.

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[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And some people think inflating numbers proves their point.

Plus, If you have 30 miles of signs telling you to get over and you wait until you are forced by the actual lane closure, yes you are the asshole.

I will not be taking questions.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Some people eat up rage bait like a fine meal

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[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

God damnit , now I gotta go watch police academy 1-765 now

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Hot tip: if your bumper to bumper during congestion or construction periods. You need to have at least 2-3 (minimum 1) car spaces between you and the car/truck in front of you. This way you’ll maintain a steady speed (maybe btwn 2-9 mph) rather than coming to complete halt every stretch.

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[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

increasing FB type paranoia

[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

This post was sending me, none of yal know how to drive like a standard human.

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[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Who holds back the electric car?

Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago

If we didn't have to drive everywhere, we could eliminate these arguments 🤷‍♂️

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

Don't mind me, appropriating this meme.

[–] Hoodoir@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Hot take:

No matter how good or crap you think the traffic laws are in your place are, the best bet is to follow them because if you don't you will likely have to pay a lot of money that you probably don't have to just throw away. Speed limits are limits, meaning maximums, merging should go like a zipper, yielding to traffic already up to speed is safest, driving without substances impairing your body is safest.

Its quite simple but a lot of people think they should be allowed to rebel against the laws and get away with doing whatever they want because the rules shouldn't apply to them specifically.

[–] duckwingthegoose@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I didnt open that post cause I knew immediately that it would devolve into the age old fight of when to merge. This confirms I made the right choice, to always merge instantaneously when a sign that lane is ending is first seen in the distance.

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[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 12 points 1 month ago

When it comes to traffic people have wildly different ideas about things.

Some people think slow means 5 mph slower on the highway when others are talking about 15+ slower in center lanes generally for faster traffic. Local expectations about behaving in traffic means someone waiting closer to a merge is just doing the right thing for a zipper merge and other people are used to assholes raving to the merge and then forcing themselves in.

People often also thing of the other behaviors of drivers that do certain things that makes one thing more dangerous. In my experience drivers who are significantly slower in traffic by 10-15 mph on the highway frequently do rapid lane changes without signaling, brake suddenly for no reason, and other signs that they really should not be driving a vehicle. People who don't drive on highways is not going to be thinking of that kind of speed disparity or the dangers if they drive 45 or under where going 15 mph less is annoying but not really dangerous.

Communication about things that have wildly different experiences means people talking past each other leads to arguments.

[–] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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