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Leopards Ate My Face

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/47886949

Mormon leaders, military veterans and elected officials reacted with anger to a new Department of Defense policy that does not consider The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints to be a Christian religion as part of a wider effort to cut down the U.S. military’s list of recognized faiths.

“The Pentagon’s decision to list The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints apart from other Christian faiths is wrong and needs to be corrected,” Republican Rep. Mike Kennedy, of heavily Mormon Utah, wrote on X on Sunday.

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Let them fight.

[–] paper_moon@lemmy.world 118 points 3 days ago (43 children)

Uh ohhh, the inner circle is shrinking

The people who thought they'd be in the 'in group' once again find themselves in the 'out group' who could have possibly seen this coming?

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 39 points 3 days ago

First they came for the trade unionists.

Then they came for absolutely no one else.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago

The inner circle is always shrinking, it's part of the fascistic "eternal struggle" bullshit; there's always got to be an enemy.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If Hegsworth wasn't drunk he could have played an Uno reverse and asked the Mormon's who gets in their heaven.

But them fracturing early is a huge boon to the rest of us. The Christian right has sunk a lot of time, efforts, and their daughters into converting our military officers, especially in the Air Force. Not to mention how they go after young politicians desperate for funding.

But trump is co-opting their plans and forcing them early.

If they had another decade or two, they'd likely have their faithful in full control of our government and military, then we wouldn't even have noticed a coup. They'd have just denied it was happening and pretended it was coincidence.

If they had another decade or two, they’d likely have their faithful in full control of our government and military

Zionists mutter knowingly amongst themselves in babykiller.

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[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 72 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The wild thing is that they were always going to turn on the Mormons. The evangelicals fucking hate the LDS Church, and they've been pretty candid about that for a long time. But the Mormons so badly wanted to be in the conservative Christian gang they convinced themselves they would always be accepted.

The evangelicals treated the Mormons like useful idiots. Now they think they have no use for them. So they've become just idiots.

[–] HAL_9_TRILLION@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

This right here is the shit I've been waiting for. They'll turn on Catholics soon enough and I'm shocked Jehovah's Witnesses exist in the list at all since there's literally no members allowed to do anything in the military not even non-combat. Evangelicals aren't even a homogenous group in and of themselves, consisting of the likes of Baptists and Pentecostals who disagree strongly about... certain things.

They all used to piss and bitch and fight each other all the time. Seems they realized they were all headed for the dustbin of history recently, but I knew it couldn't last forever...

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Exactly. Catholics will be next. Then Orthodox and Coptic church members, and yeah the JWs. Oh, and the liberal Lutherans and Episcopalians too.

And then the evangelicals will start cannibalizing each other. At this point I wouldn't be surprised if some of them unify into a single church that worships Trump as a prophet (profit? Haha), and that group viciously takes down any other evangelicals still standing.

Hopefully things don't get to that point.

[–] Freeposity@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

consisting of the likes of Baptists and Pentecostals who disagree strongly about… certain things.

My great grandmother was part of a Pentacostal church that split in half over a single bible verse. But they were both still speaking in tongue after the split.

[–] worhui@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Catholics are up soon. Evangelicals will flat out try and convert them since they are not Christians.

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago (2 children)

good thing they scammed that dying man out of his legos

This.

This is what the Mormons are now known for, and forever shall be. Owning the police terrorists who are the private army of the Mormon Bricks & Minifigs thieves who scammed a dying man out of his LEGOs.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Mormon business owners would rather weaponize the police than return stolen goods." Great job Utah Police for protecting criminals.

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 57 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

Say "'MURICA" ONE MORE TIME

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 11 points 2 days ago

Suck it, Prop 8 shitheads

[–] Epp@lemmus.org 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As the outcast in a large family of Mormon Trump followers, I love this news. It's almost worth reaching out to those I cut off to ask them how happy they remain with their votes.

[–] Freeposity@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do you think they even know? Most of the Trump dipshits are in their own information bubbles and things like this generally don't penetrate their thick skulls.

[–] Epp@lemmus.org 2 points 2 days ago

Since some are in the armed forces, probably.

[–] solrize@lemmy.ml 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As long as they list the Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, I'm good. The Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912 will of course burn in Hades forever.

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago

Have the day you voted for!

[–] Clutter@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Getting a taste of being excluded are we?

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Clutter@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Their Christians. They always feel excluded or persecuted.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Zier@fedia.io 10 points 3 days ago

Mor~~m~~ons.

[–] fratermus@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago

"Hey, my Invisible Sky Friend deserves to be in the Cool Invisible Sky Friend club like all the other Invisible Sky Friends!"

[–] iconic_admin@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They’re turning on each other now.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 6 points 3 days ago

Once they eliminate each other, the rapture will be complete. mwhahahaha

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (3 children)

That’s 4 electoral votes in play right there!!

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Four electoral votes that'll vote Republican no matter what.

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't know if you understand Mormon culture or not. They spent decades of lobbying and advertising to be counted as Christians in the first place. Fucking with the church holds more sway to them than anything else. The church being shunned like this means the church will have to send a message and they own all of the politicians outright.

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

They're owned by Israel, who are you kidding?

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Plus Idaho, which also has a lot of Mormon influence.

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[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 14 points 3 days ago

.. as you sow, so shall you reap ..

[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

If you care about people like Hegseth counting you as a Christian, I have good news and bad news for you.

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[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Something something Legos

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

LDS will ruin your day if you piss them off.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Unless I miss judging them I doubt they're going to fuck up the entire federal government.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Well, they could try. It would be a win-win.

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 5 points 3 days ago

We will see.

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