Plot twist: OP packs his own lunches
this post was submitted on 09 Jun 2026
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Operating on the assumption that someone is lying on the internet, and this was actually a significant other who wrote this, it's both saucy and really endearing.
Dad got a "ask her out, you can do it."
what in the Kentucky fuckin chicken??
Mom made a sandwich for Dad and a sandwich for OP (son) but mixed them up.
And Dad thinks he got the ok for an affair.
But what if not? But what if it actually is the step mom story the porn industry tries to tell us about? Dad can have the chick and mom can dingle around with her stepsonXD
This belongs on something like suddenlyincest or something