this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2026
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[–] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 83 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F... oh its violet, nevermind then

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I saw this and immediately thought to myself it's a violet post

[–] NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is why I don't understand the guys claiming violet is fake. The vibe is recognizable and difficult to copy

[–] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well of course violet is fake, there are no females on the internet, and surely not in our place of alphas

idk, secret or somethingIf there is a higher power, may it forgive me, I nearly vomited at what I just wrote

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

I confirm. Additionally, I can attest that girls don't poop either

[–] did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 80 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

disclaimer: any activity involving choking should not be taken lightly.

a collar and leash is also way safer than a belt.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, don't take choking lightly. Choke as hard as you can.

[–] did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 67 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Arthur would be one to choke a girl dead.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, choking is the sort of thing people who do hook suspension may decide is outside their risk profile, but plenty of people will try it as their first kink act thinking it's not that dangerous

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Well it just so happens that I have both of those items

😳

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Oh so good, you weren't dead, contrary to earlier rumors.

I suspected you were just having perhaps a bit too much fun in... some where in south east asia, right?

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Please, no belts. Something that can be cut with scissors, and have said scissors on hand. Limbs (including heads) swell when cut-off from blood supply. Something that requires some degree of looseness to remove, like a belt, should never be used to restrain a limb, unless it's being used as a tourniquet.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago

To add: get some cheap trauma shears. They work better than normal scissors for cutting through stuff, and could handle a normal belt pretty handily (if that's your thing, still shouldn't use one tho)

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

also don't pull your head back! when I was twink enough to wear latex we all knew the copypasta about someone getting their neck snapped

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You gotta choke the fuck out of her to get her going, just like my lawnmower

I made a lawnmower joke when my wife had anal beads in. She… Uhh… Didn’t appreciate it.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

People show and accept love in different ways. She just needs to be be choked to feel loved.

[–] king_comrade@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

God I miss violet, thanks for trying to fill her shoes

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

^ me and my current fwb frfr

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Loving consensual relationships are hot.