this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2026
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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 74 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Okay folks, I have just left upvote 69, so we can leave this nice beautiful perfection alone now..

πŸ‘

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

me when i'm 12 years old and have no concept of the world around me

[–] Shitbrains@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I would love to upvote your comment, but since it's at 69 I really can't get myself to

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[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 53 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So a Lemmy shitpost is just a reddit cross-post? The actual OP didn't give any context to the images. Even if this isn't a bot post, it might as well be one.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1u8qzwv/bathroom_doors_i_painted_in_a_bar/

[–] CyberTheProtogen@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

I mean to be fair many memes are posted on reddit and lemmy is comparably tiny to reddit, so cross-posting can be valid.

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[–] guillem@aussie.zone 38 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

At this point I think the only useful signage is "sitting" vs "standing" and maybe "accessible".

[–] jaaake@lemmy.world 77 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (8 children)

These are the bathroom doors at a brewery near me. I don't understand why more places don't do this. If it's a single stall bathroom, it's all that matters.

[–] jim3692@discuss.online 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Who the hell runs System Integration Tests at the restrooms?

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Not available.
I can offer you 'Christ' though.

[–] qaeta@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Wait, are you not? I thought that was SOP...

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

don’t stand in a single stall bathroom

[–] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

this. And for that matter, don't stand anywhere. Urinals belong in the shitter of history.

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[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

If I ever run a place with bathrooms, I'll get two gender neutral bathrooms then make a habit of putting confusing pictures in front of each like they're gendered, like a picture of a screwdriver on one and a picture of a wrench on the other, another day put a knight chess piece on one and rook on the other, a goose and a squirrel, keep em guessing

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
  • hammer and sickle
  • octopus and squid
  • cup of coffee and cup of tea
  • happy face and sad face
[–] qaeta@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

hammer and sickle

OUR bathroom :P

can also put these on the bathrooms of establishments u dont own >:3

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[–] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 6 points 2 weeks ago

I prefer symbols (toilet symbol, urinal symbol, wheelchair and toilet symbol), for accessibility

[–] stevestevesteve@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (42 children)

If you're gonna make the bathrooms gendered, at least include ACTUAL SIGNAGE with the artwork. Not every person who walks in there is going to know at a glance what this means nor do genital shapes equate to gender and bathroom choices

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago

Genitals??? No no no. You got it all wrong. It's asking "When you pee, is it delicate like a flower? Or does it sting like a cactus?"

Just trying to prevent the spread of STDs through toilet seats.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 9 points 2 weeks ago

Be for real

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago

Is my genitals feeling spikey or is it a soft smelling flower today?

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[–] Kaligalis@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

they are ungendered. these are just plants

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Birds

Bees

Good luck

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[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn, I should become an artist if this is the level of work people are willing to pay actual money for

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Why do the testicles have nipples?

[–] Ramrod1163@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago
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