this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2026
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[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 80 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Chris (Simpsons Artist) did 6+ finger hands before AI tried to make it cool.

Examples

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’m tempted now to make a community for Chris (Simpsons Artist) posts.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Good luck. I will be of no use

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd subscribe

Those are absolutely fantastic!

[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Saw the community, had to come back here to verify it was made by you.

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago
[–] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I think the number of fingers they draw is really just more dependant on how they're feeling at the moment.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

why is she trying to grab jam man's bootyhole

Maybe she's hungry?

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I doubt it, this is an old one.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Well, it's a ~4 minutes video, but it's perfectly fine to not bother with it too.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world -5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m sorry I saw it cause it was old. It was only the first time I saw it, but I’ll try to be mindful and only consume freshly-created content. Thank you sincerely for alerting me to the expiration of the content.

[–] Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My name is Inigo Montoya....

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

Prepare to die.

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

You deliver my mails.

[–] whereitsat@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

pour one out for the US postal worker.

the postal worker used to have an important job, maybe the most important job--acting as the gateway between your inner world and the outer world. a job since delegated to your email inbox.

they delivered the correspondence between yourself and your loved ones and your penpals; they delivered the catalogs that met your sartorial needs--macy's, sears or delia's, and these glossy pages had you covered no matter your demographic, style, income. you were just a lookbook away from the perfect picturesque christmas or the perfect gift to meet any need. if you wanted something more niche, you were always a delivery away from gratification, after sending out a request from the backpages of SPIN, TV guide or glamour. i became a minister through the US postal service; i bought my first KMFDM album through the pages of industrial nation--fuck youtube.

the mail is a flaccid shadow of its former self, and these rugged, short-short clad adventurers serve no purpose other than to deliver bank statements and montgomery ward catalogs to boomers, who don't realize that the company is no longer the proud, stalwart that used to anchor shopping malls and sell you high-quality goods at reasonable prices and has instead transformed into a private equity scam that preys on citizens with bad credit; when their house burns down becaue of the budget space heater they bought they still won't get the memo that shit sucks. they won't connect all these dots. but i do.

last week i gave my mailman a blowjob and i'm proud of it.

[–] Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

That's dedication.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yep, and in a weird turn of events Bashful was well up for it and Grumpy was actually quite glad to do it, but Happy was really pissed off about it...

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 week ago

Happy is only happy at the outside.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Betcha that postman plays a mean guitar

[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Every part of this is terrifying. Also the puppy person on the other side of the door looks like Mark Zuckerberg.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Not to mention 6 fingers on the postman

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

The mailman is Count Rugen.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

zuckerberg has some kinks.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I can get clapping for the NHS, but this is a step too far