Loneliness affects people. And as gregariois animals we are, the closest possibility to connect, in any form, is taken.
this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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I feel so much more normal for just saying hello to my shower spider now.
Be careful, though! This is the first step towards what anon describes!
My shower spider gets a reminder of our deal.
"You know the drill. You stay up there, I stay over here, nobody has to be injured today."
Sometimes the spider decides to come over to my side and gets flushed or squished, but they knew what was expected of them.
I have one of those who knows her place. She’s been there for probably a year now, and I don’t feed her so she must be doing something for me.
She briefly had a friend of the same species set up shop on the other side of the shower. That one didn’t get the memo and decided to wander all over the place while I was showering, breaking the pact. That one went down the drain. The other is still there, months after that event.
I hate to break it to you, but that's a male spider and you're gay.
He's going to let a spider crawl on his penis in the name of gooning isn't he? I really want off this ride.