Damn, if they got "dragged" I would love to be "dragged" into owning a 50 acre woodland area with a small stream, a clearing for expanding my food garden, and maybe have a few free range chickens with a small but over-engineered house...
I didn't know you could be dragged while leading the charge...
Well, if you're ever in Ohio, you've got at least one extra member, and there might be a certain aquatic horse nearby that could lend support.
I don't think the three of us can accomplish much by force though...
I've got a wheelbarrow though.