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[–] TheMightyCat@ani.social 61 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] notabot@piefed.social 37 points 2 weeks ago

...The internet truly is a treasure trove of peculiar wonders.

[–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago

I haven't been this excited since I discovered that I can look at boobs whenever I want by typing "boobs" in a search engine. The year was 1995, I think.

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[–] Equinox1289@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There is a game on Steam where you have to organize 3000 magic tomes. They made this same joke lmao.

[–] MilkToast@breakfast.haus 15 points 2 weeks ago

Librarian. I just picked this up in the summer sale. The C++ books are titled something like "Arcane secrets from a different dimension" - sure got a chuckle out of me, though was disappointing to find they weren't supposed to go in the "Languages" section

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 21 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine what unholy abominations Frieren would conjure up with pointers.

[–] Kojichan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Hang on, I still got my C++ primer from 7th grade somewhere... complete with MUF <=> C++ equivalent scribbles.