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[–] oce@jlai.lu 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I thought it was going to be some interesting misunderstanding about how the Japanese consider fruits as luxury gifts while Western culture sees them as daily life food. But it's a bad joke about melons and boobs...

[–] alapakala@quokk.au 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Japanese consider fruits as luxury gifts More so a gesture to show care, concern, and consideration, as the Melon she gave him, is a millions of yen melon.
For Australia sensibilities, it's as she gifted Albanese a yatch🚤. A custom handcrafted yatch.
If I was in that position, I’d kowtow immediately.
She even took the time to explain it.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] alapakala@quokk.au 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 58 minutes ago)

the price isn't the issue, it's the delicate dedication it took to produce that crown melon. I am not so sure Australia comprehends the amount of dedication that it takes to produce one of these melons.
This isn't a typical melon like watermelons or pumpkins, this was hand breed, hand raised, hand nurtured, environment controlled, etc.. This top of the top fruit.
A Greece equivalence, it's as if Persephone herself gifts you a sacred pomegranate, or if Xi Jiping hands you an immortality peach.
It is that grave of a “considerate gesture” she made.

[–] BurgerBaron@quokk.au 4 points 1 hour ago

“I don’t know why we’re still talking about this.”

Considering who owns most Australian media I have a few guesses.

[–] alapakala@quokk.au 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Under @sealhaslupus@lemmy.world’s rec., I went to watç ð cringe
🤣

[–] sealhaslupus@lemmy.world 1 points 54 minutes ago (1 children)

“comedy”

should he have made an edgy joke? probably not.

the interview has been out for a while though so i can only assume it’s a slow news day/week for the the guardian.

[–] alapakala@quokk.au 1 points 1 minute ago

perhaps. I am finding about it now, but my humor is quite dark.
This only shows to me there will be no military trust between the two, but the business partners may expat.