this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2025
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"you let her catch you?"
"I just don't know what to do man"
"Say it wasn't you"
But she caught me pissin' on the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me pissin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
I even pissed in the shower (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
She saw the wetpatches on my pants (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Heard the streams gettin' louder (It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over
Gonna make a banger with these lyrics
I like how the overflow hole wasn't lowered, so now we can flood the bathroom without needing to find a way to block it
What if you are just a bit short, have to be on your toes and suddenly slip?
My fear when first using the big toilet
It’s all pipes! What’s the difference?
Just pee on the streets like our ancestors did
Only for dickcarrier tho, needs some redesign