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[–] scrodumb@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Urine isn't conductive enough.

Carbon nanoparticles are.

You can make crude carbon nanoparticles from two carbon rods, submerged in water, one connected to positive one connected to negative. Low voltage. Let itrun for a day or two.

Then boil it down to reduce it by 75% and rehydrate with piss.

Bam.

[–] scrodumb@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 hours ago

Synthetic skunk spray is also viable if you don't want to bless them with your golden juice. Probably less conductive though so make sure to ramp up the particles.

[–] hpx9140@fedia.io 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you headshot them with a piss squirt, it’s possible they’d try to take their mask off.

Not really sure how the gloves work - there a chance they end up shocking themselves?

[–] the_wizard_of_0Z@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Hit em with duh pissquirt. How do we ground these bastards. Graphite powder...

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bringing even a vaguely gun shaped thing near these animals will get you killed in seconds...

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

water balloons filled with piss ?

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Likely better.

[–] deft@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] scrodumb@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 hours ago

You'll have them saying "Thank you Mr. President" in seconds.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ice agents will likely use it against themselves accident or otherwise.

[–] scrodumb@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Electric is the hand that kkkranks the hog