scrodumb

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[–] scrodumb@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 hours ago

Synthetic skunk spray is also viable if you don't want to bless them with your golden juice. Probably less conductive though so make sure to ramp up the particles.

[–] scrodumb@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Electric is the hand that kkkranks the hog

[–] scrodumb@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 hours ago

You'll have them saying "Thank you Mr. President" in seconds.

[–] scrodumb@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Urine isn't conductive enough.

Carbon nanoparticles are.

You can make crude carbon nanoparticles from two carbon rods, submerged in water, one connected to positive one connected to negative. Low voltage. Let itrun for a day or two.

Then boil it down to reduce it by 75% and rehydrate with piss.

Bam.

[–] scrodumb@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 hours ago

Most Americans can't even count to 40 let alone 40,000,000,000,001

[–] scrodumb@lemmy.ca 13 points 7 hours ago

Oh no. A bunch of septuagenarians whose only valuable skill is complaining to waitstaff might riot?!?

Let them. I'll rent a couple vans that weekend and take care of it.

[–] scrodumb@lemmy.ca 0 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I was. I was raised to hate USA people. For two decades I thought my mom was misguided. She was right. They are ALL spineless degenerates unworthy of the air they breathe.

The faster we cure their disease the better.

Radiation therapy.

[–] scrodumb@lemmy.ca 12 points 7 hours ago

Every time I bang an X Corp lawyer's wife she gives me a cookie.

Why do you think Ozempic prices are through the roof?!?

[–] scrodumb@lemmy.ca 40 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

X Corp has absolutely zero authority to force anything. Only courts can and as we've seen in USA they're pretty meaningless too.

The longer you obey the more power you give them. Power they haven't earned.

Ignore X Corp lawyers. They're all overpaid losers who could never cut it. Most of them can't read above a sixth grade level. Sue me if I'm wrong.

[–] scrodumb@lemmy.ca 12 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

Why would any non-zionist sensible self respecting Canadian WANT to rent from this scum?!?

Jews included.

Just saw the line abt gov funding. Eliminate that asap and bill them retroactively for every penny we donated. Plus predatory loan level interest. They are a scam. I hope their children starve.

[–] scrodumb@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 hours ago

That was Lake Michigan aka Lovechild Lake

[–] scrodumb@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 hours ago

DIGITAL SERVICES from usa MUST be taxed at 500%

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