Why is the beaver not shaved where the razor went tho?
this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2026
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This is a boomer gag in a comic
I assume theres a wordplay here, can someone help me get it? "Shave my beaver"?
Indeed. Beaver meaning vagina pretty much
Oh, never heard that before. Thanks.
Pubic hair exists to protect against micro-abrasions during sex, it prevents fluids contaminating in such areas and lowers STI risks.
It has a purpose.
Pubic hair is what gives me microabrasions. Also, It's not going to be a very effective prevention of anything during penetrative sex. It really only stops the juice from running down from the belly.
Just use protection. That's gonna be more effective than relying on your bush to protect you.
If you keep your bush because you like it, more power to you. But don't pretend it has some evolutionary value in modern contexts. We don't wander around naked in the wilderness anymore. Most of us wear clothes when we go outside.
Your source is an AI slop website that itself doesn't cite any sources (besides the three it hallucinated with no links)?
I for one thank you for that nugget of information. TIL
Don't, it's disinfo and their only source is an AI slop site
Damn. Never know who or what to trust anymore 😔
Just remember to use protection, don't rely on bush to save you from infections and you should be alright
Well i never thought to rely on it. But it seemed logical.
Sir this is a shit post
Oh, so it wa about butthair?