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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Let's treat Trump with love.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Old man rambles on. The day the universe decides to take this orange fuck with be a great day.

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[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago (5 children)

The Orange Turd does not know what love is.

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZXpnD2drnFk&t=26m

Found it. And what a bizarre point to add that anecdote.

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[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And he says this in front of the Israeli prime minister. What a mad lad.

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[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Netanyahu: this is the guy we want in the White House!

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[–] fmtx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 week ago

"The misuse of language induces evil in the soul.”

--Socrates

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago (11 children)

I don't want to defend Trump in anyway but this is a hystirical headline meant to generate clicks and attention.

“I said to them, was there any sign of love?” Trump said, recounting his conversation with released hostages.

“Did the, Hamas, show any signs of like, help? Or liking you? Did they wink? Did they give you a piece of bread extra? Did they give you a meal on the side? … Like, you know, what happened in Germany?” Trump said, absurdly comparing the hostages’ situation to the Holocaust, which murdered six million Jews.

“People would try and help people that were in unbelievable distress,” the president went on, suggesting that the Nazis were known for their generosity.

“No, they didn’t do that, they’d slap us,” Trump said the hostages told him about Hamas, while sitting next to the man who is currently leading Israel’s genocide in Gaza. “Their hatred is unbelievable.”

What I think he is trying to say in a very weird way is Nazi's treated Jews better than Hamas does now.

Yes the orange monkey is very stupid and crazy for saying shit like this, again I don't want to defend him in any way but the article does not say that Trump thinks Nazi's loved Jews.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago

Yeah but he kind of did anyway, reading from what you just posted there. That was an insane ramble

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[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 week ago (5 children)

and the Ukrainians who liberated us from the death camps were the real assholes. probably

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[–] TeaUrchin@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

A book written by a woman? That sounds like DEI.

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

I think we should all show him how much we "love" him then. See how he likes it.

[–] Trilobyte@feddit.uk 15 points 1 week ago

And to think people still defend this muppet

[–] yonaz@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not from the US but it’s this how all republicans view the Holocaust or is it just 47?

[–] Infinite@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 week ago

Who knows? It's pretty clear that anyone supporting this regime is disconnected from reality.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Lets ask him how slaves in the New World were treated. That would be entertainment for days.

[–] hossein@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Remember in 2015 people were ridiculed for comparing him with "he's literally hitler"

My ambien just kicked in but me thinks he was trying to imply that the hama a refugees were treated horrible. And with no kindness like nazis did. So your captors are even worse than the naxis !

I think that is maybe the goal in that pudding brain.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Did they give you a meal on the side? … Like, you know, what happened in Germany?

To be fair they did give prisoners a watery soup made with potato peels and a small piece of bread in between forced labor shifts. He is also making this the new school lunch standard.

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[–] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 week ago

Now his marriage history makes more sense

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