tetris11

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[โ€“] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 13 hours ago

I hope she wrote a tell all book somewhere and stashed it with a trusted friend to be released on event of her death

[โ€“] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago

I was gonna feed them to the ducks ๐Ÿ˜ข

[โ€“] tetris11@feddit.uk 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thank god the Republicans are ushering in a new era of children working mines

[โ€“] tetris11@feddit.uk 16 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Those 40 acid tablets I had in my back pocket though

[โ€“] tetris11@feddit.uk 16 points 3 days ago

Im not very in tune with my feelings, so it came as somewhat of a surprise to me during a high stress period where I had defend myself on Zoom at work under duress in front of a panel with an audience of over 200 people in the chat.... where I could feel my skin tingling and my vision starting to fuzz up at the corners, and could barely hear myself talk.

It took all that I had to breathe slowly and calmly, and a colleague later told me that I seemed fine in my presentation.

Someone can seem okay on the outside, but what theyre experiencing on the inside might be some crazy thing that just does not show.

[โ€“] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I need a cat called Opium. For, for no reason....

[โ€“] tetris11@feddit.uk 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean the latter is just minified JavaScript, compressed and base64 encoded. The hardware is the browser, which is cheating IMO

[โ€“] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 4 days ago

Well I imagine that they were playing Jumanji, lost a go, and have now been trapped in the game for decades on a single finite square bound infinitely in all directions, searching for the one Parasaurolophus egg to free one of them from the game.

[โ€“] tetris11@feddit.uk 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Capybaras eat juicy green plants

[โ€“] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

She didn't know if he was a stray bird Australian though ๐Ÿฆ

[โ€“] tetris11@feddit.uk 20 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Those animals under the extreme pressure of their surroundings, mutated into a chimera and pooped everywhere

[โ€“] tetris11@feddit.uk 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Three 64 year old kids hunting a single 0.5mยณ egg over a 12-by-8 metre garden

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