“Now that’s good quality H2O”
this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2025
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given that stars are mostly hydrogen, and rust is oxide.
I often call water "rusty star"
That's... Maybe not going to be the easiest of things to order at the bar, I mean you might get one but it probably wont quench your thirst.
Might want to hold off on telling people that you were thirsty and drank a tall glass of Jill: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jilling
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"Wah-wah": Am I a joke to you?
A glass of some High Koala-Tea H2O courtesy of The Waterboy
In Chicago you sometimes get a “Lake Michigan on the rocks”
Council pop
Moby Dick wine. City gin.
St-Laurent frappé un Montreal.
For sparkling, it's commonly referred to as "homeopathic lager" among colleagues - i.e. without any active ingredients.
"Gänsewein" - goose wine in germany
Some southern Slavs call tap water "technical" because it's technically safe to drink, but definitely has a lot of stuff in it that you don't want to drink... You complain as you chain smoke.
Ocean lite
oh
a la francaise ‘eau’
Going in blind so sorry if this is a repeat:
God's Juice.
I call it life juice
Hello beauty, wanna get you some of mine eh life juice?
Doesn't sound good 🤢
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Desalinated saline