Laughs once in 129 years. Instantly killed.
Further proof that only the good die young.
this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2025
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...what? No it isn't.
Even slightly.
whoosh
The last thing my grandma said every time we had a phone call: "Love you, anon. Dont work too hard!"
I let this philosophy guide me now. The graveyard is full of people who thought they were irreplaceable.
Old people don't give a fuck and will tell you exactly what's up.
I mean assuming they're not crazy bigots or some shit.
I feel wise beyond my years. I stopped giving a fuck ages ago.
At this point she’s just living out of spite
She's just hoping to be able to retire soon.
The retirement age gets raised every time she gets a birthday, just for her.
It's insane to think that this person has lived an entire second life from 100 on. They even passed the 27 club for the 2nd time!
Have you made a rich man richer today?
Flawed systems
Agreed.
I don't want to live long. I want to live well for as long as I can. Being animated doesn't matter if I'm not enjoying myself.
Yikes.