Dad owned a low rent apartment house. people would put chicken bones in the drain and then call because the drain backed up. and take bulbs out of the hallway lights. He'd laugh about it then fix the stuff because he wasn't a good slum-lord. Probably never broke even
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IF you absolutely must do this, make sure to fill the bottom of the sink with a little bit of cold standing water first. This helps to break up the grease and seal in the juices.
Splash it in the face of the people who piss you off, pour it down their pants when they aren't looking, set the pan on their chest when they're asleep and set their hand in the grease. I DON'T CARE.
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Step 1: Get chickens
Step 2: add oats ( oat flakes ) to the pan with grease
Step 3: stir until they've absorbed the fat
Step 4: treat the chickens
Step 5: ??????
Step 6: Profit!
Edit: formatting
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Pretty easy to sidestep this issue by just not eating heart-clogging foods. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Fuck that noice! Sometimes I buy bacon only because my fat jar is empty. That shit is gold for cooking with.
My mum used to have a lard jar that was a mix of concealed bacon fat and god knows what else. Not a fan.
Just add oil solidifier so you can throw the solidified oil into the compost or trash bin. Like FryAway or just buy the original Japanese versions which FryAway is a copy of like Katameru Tempuru
I wish they carried it in the markets here. I just looked it up, looks like it's just Steric Acid. You can buy a whole pound for $15.... gonna five that a try.
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