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[–] dan69@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you eat multiple one is dubbed “a glizzanator”

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you are a frequent glizzy gobbler, are you a Glizzler?

And would that make the Grillmaster a Glizzlord.

[–] Codilingus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

I may or may not have a MMO character name GlizzyGoblr.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 21 points 2 weeks ago

Excuse me? What‽

Sir! This is a family friendly establishment.

[–] AceTKen@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah, it's a pretty dumb slang.

You know some people say they have an automatic reaction to the word "moist"? I have that with the slang above.

[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone sounds afraid of what gulping down some glizzys might unlock in them

[–] AceTKen@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Mostly acid reflux, I fear.

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] AceTKen@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ohhhh, THERE'S the boner I was looking for! Thanks bro.

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

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[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

You know some people say they have an automatic reaction to the word "moist"?

This meme might be to blame for that

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 8 points 2 weeks ago

Glizzys all up in my gullet! That shit looks pretty good

[–] GuyFawkes@midwest.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah I’m NOT falling for that. Again.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nobody shatter OP's innocence with what "eating some hot dogs" means, please.

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

|Nobody shatter OP’s innocence with what “eating some hot dogs” means, please.

Read the title again very slowly, then look at what sub you are in my sweet summer child.

Don't worry, we're mostly on the same page. I don't know if "glomming on some glizzies" is used to literally mean "eating some hot dogs", just running with it as though "eating some hot dogs" was a common way to talk about sucking dick or something along those lines. Might be, for that matter, I'm not hip to the lingo these days.

[–] FatTony@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

A real glizzy gladiator!

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I know this, but I want to understand the etymology. Why glizzy? What's gliz? The word itself makes me think of glazed.

Was this one of those words that was made up for a rap song because the author needed a rhyme so they just forced it?

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A Glock had a barrel extension that was called a glizzy. It was roughly the size and shape of an average hot dog.
Gen Z picked it up as a nickname for actual hotdogs.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you. This at least makes sense

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Don't you fucking swear in this God damn Christian household! /s

[–] RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Glomming? I thought it was guzzling...

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Guzzling is for fluids.

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Now you and the other Jr high kids can communicate your super secret plans

[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I reject the term "glizzy". Call it a sausage like a civilised person. Or a snag if you're a bogan (no judgement).

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world -4 points 2 weeks ago

Bean Chilly on a dog? Straight to jail