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And that’s basically it!
A grown ass man had to write this for the express purpose of stopping kids from playing at school.
Stan Gerdes what the fuck is wrong with you dude? Who hurt you?
So does this mean no more Christmas plays about Jesus, where the kids dress up for the manger scene as donkeys and camels? Or will there be a "special exemption" for that?
It's just one of several modern versions of satanic panic used to distract the dummies while they fleece them.
Saw a video clip skit years ago of a school girl doing the litterbox things. Had no friggin idea it was a real thing
But licking oneself or others for the purpose of affection is still fine, right??