Thats why you go for femboys! He is a bro with a hole!!!
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everyone can be your bro with a hole, with the right attitude.
I guess? But I am personally not gay
Not with that attitude
just focus on the fem aspects then youll be fine 👍
Yeah... those old hippies with their "be yourself" and "let it all hang out" - clearly the key to life is to wear a mask. Such enlighten. So fulfillment.
You can be yourself without a deluge of your own interests flooding the conversation. Unless being yourself of taking only about yourself and no listening. In that case mask on.
Are people touchy about Tornadoes?
Probably over overly enthusiastic which can be a bad thing in the Midwest during tornado season.
Midwest here.
a tornado once broke into my house and raped my cat. this is why when I see one of those sumremoved I shoot at it.
the only good tornado is a dead tornado.
I mean like storm chasers.
like riders on the storm?
Not the "getting laid" vibe.
5 beers / hour
including the Titanic
B-b-but...
Oh, relax - your heart will go on.
Why do people care about incomes and jobs when they date? What do you care how much money i make, you ain’t getting any of it. My job is my way of making money and in no way reflects my personality in any way, so I don’t even like talking about work and capitalism on a date.
Many people don't want to date someone destitute or with poor financial prospects. That's just going to be hardship, and there are many other people that are probably just as good a fit without that problem.
Similarly, someone who makes way more money than you can add tension. They might be like "oh let's go out for dinner!" to someplace expensive, and you don't have the budget for it. Are they going to pay for it? Are they going to resent that? Are they going to pressure you into paying? Their expectations and standards may not align.
Also, if the relationship is going to be long term most people assume there will be some merging of finances.
Some jobs are also just gross. I wouldn't date someone who worked at Facebook. I wouldn't date someone who worked for Fox News. Your job 100% can reflect your values and personality.
It’s sad that money trumps love and attraction now
I mean, that's kind of been the case for like all of recorded history
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Ideally in the future it will build into a partnership where it will matter.
Probably people who are looking to form a long term committed relationship where resources will be shared.
Some people wanna live good lives, there is no other way of saying this! Is it unabashed to openly have this in your list of criteria? It is
One of the very few, but strong reasons I don’t have long term relationships with woman! I would recommend for you to look up femboys OwO
It’s fine for long term but I see it even in people who advertise they’re only looking for casual, and to be fair it only seems to be an issue if you’re a man. If a woman is a dog groomer making minimum wage, she’ll look down at a guy making slightly more. Tbf I’ve only dated women and not in a while, but I always found that society cares more about a man’s pay when it comes to dating
strong possibility they work in cybersecurity or IT too
Yeah, not being a kid and knowing enough about Five Nights at Freddy's is a major red flag, good that he recognises that (but still bad that he even has to in the first place).