It must have been incredibly rough for a white-skinned guy to make it in the Middle East 2000 years ago.
/s
this post was submitted on 18 Apr 2025
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Do you realize that very few people understand your comment which is exactly correct. They think jesus if he existed looked like a white guy from Montana.
Sometimes you have to fiddle with that antenna a little bit to make sure the reception is as good as you want it to be.
Probably saw him as a freak and made it easier to crucify him
Imagine a country full of brown skinned middle eastern people and a white European guy appears, tells everyone he's the son of God and that there is no option but to follow him or else everyone is going to burn in hell ..... they probably thought he was completely nuts
Jesus is a rebel
Now that is definite proof that jesus is sending you a special message. Please build a small altar in your apt or house and place this sacred potato chip on it. Whenever you are stressed you can ask for Jesus' help. Just to mix things up some days you should consult the magic 8 ball
And trees. You forgot the trees.
Why is Jesus white
Because white people wouldn't follow an olive skinned, middle eastern Jew into a supermarket let alone into the gates of heaven...
Hell, nowadays we'd either have him committed or deported...
Polyjuice
At this point it's like a text message you've ignored for too long. It's just going to be awkward when he shows up.
This is your third Jesus post today lol.
Thats funnier in Islamic culture. In Türkiye, religious people posting photos of creased egg shell, tomato slice that has texture similar to الله(Allah).
