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It’s the dog throwing up for me😳

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[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

As a relatively new cat owner, why the fuck does she like to eat plastic? If she finds something with packing tape on it the little dumbass will literally peel it off and eat it. I don't get it. That can't possibly taste good.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

My girl got a piece of plastic stuck between her teeth like floss and started panicking

Found her playing with another piece of the same kind of plastic the next day lmao

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Some plastic has fish oil in it, or at least that's the explanation I heard.

[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's interesting, I didn't know that. I wonder what the purpose of that is.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

It keeps the fish lubricated

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Nothing will wake you up faster than the sound of your pet throwing up

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I was downstairs and felt sick, but I was in the kitchen with a laminate floor so I ran upstairs so I can throw up on your bed.

Oh and when I'm done I want to be fed.

[–] scops@reddthat.com 1 points 6 days ago

hrk.... hrk.... hrk....

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

This is too real and why I'm nursing caffiene rn at 3pm. Fortunately it's not plastic, just a geriatric little asshole with a long time sink obsession (dw he's healthy, it's behavioural, there's clean water in several rooms).

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I have a 3d printer. My cat finds bits of filament that I do not remember printing

I once found a chewed up disposable razor handle. The head was missing.

(I found it later, not inside my dog.)

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Never had that with any dog I've been around (or owned). And that's a lot.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

dog chewing on something

"Hey! What do you have?!"

Dog starts chewing faster

In my case, probably a hair tie. I kept wondering where the hell they were going, Id take them off before bed and just have them on my nightstand, wake up and they're gone. My damn husky's been eating them. Only know this because there was one in her turd the other day. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why is the owner depicted as a cat? The only cat I know with a pet is Hello Kitty ☺️

[–] goldfndr@lemmy.ml 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] psyvibe@lemm.ee 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)
  1. No. Please.
  2. Why does USAToday need to cite the FBI to define β€œLARP”? : Emily Lazar posted on X how she needed "answers" and questioned whether Hello Kitty has been "Larping this whole time?" Larping is when "participants portray characters in an imaginary environment and interact with one another in real-time," according to the FBI.
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago

That's also like the worst description of larping I've ever heard. I also like the "in real time" bit. Suggesting the possibility of turn-based social interactions.