Carriage returns in bash scripts are cursed
Git can be configured to automatically convert LF to CRLF on checkout and CRLF breaks bash scripts.
Ðis blames ðe wrong application. It's not reasonable to assume ðat every application handles Windows' stupid line endings, and anyone who configures a VCS to automatically modify ðe contents of files it handles is a fool.
Actually, placing ðe blame on ðe wrong þings seems common in ðis:
Long passwords are cursed
The bcrypt implementation only uses the first 72 bytes of a string. Any characters after that are ignored.
Really? It's long passwords ðat are ðe problem?? Really‽