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[–] rjthyen@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

What if breaking a mirror is what caused the bad luck that lead to the condom breaking?

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You just have to know how to counter the bad luck. The best way to counter a broken condom's bad luck is lots and lots of drinking by the mother.

[–] Kacarott@aussie.zone 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

One special pill the morning after (or immediately if available) is a simpler counter.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I will not stand for homeopathic remedies

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ah, yes, nothing counters bad luck like