this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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[–] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I just see a pair of tits. I can't tell if I'm missing the joke or getting the joke.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 18 points 1 week ago

Can you ascertain if them titties are from a gorilla, a horse or yo mama?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

That means you’re porn brained.

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That means you are no-brained. I can tell because I see the same thing.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah, finally. I have found my people: the brainless.

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 2 points 1 week ago

There are a lot of us, at least.

[–] GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

There's also a screaming pig in the top left that says "tiiits!".

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And a guy with a big chin on the right with his eyes popping out cartoon style

[–] GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Hahaha, I see it!

[–] cRazi_man 23 points 1 week ago

I'm hind-brained

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I didn't remember him hanging dong.

[–] Kangy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

They removed it when people complained

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 6 points 1 week ago

As your urges develop in specific directions, you start to notice previously missed details

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[–] Chiarottide@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

[muffled sounds of gorilla sex]

[–] Reality_Suit@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 7 points 1 week ago

I'm middle brained

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago
[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The blue part is the horse. Gorilla?

[–] Arigion@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

IIIIIIII

ain't got nobody, and nobody a-cares for a-me. *Scat beatbox*

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Asetru@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

A hornylla*