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[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why does he eerily, slightly look like musk in that picturr

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 8 points 23 hours ago

Married couples often start looking alike over time.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Finally going to settle the question of whether or not the Pope is Catholic.

[–] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Oddly enough he never was a drinker.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Neither was Hitler

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think Putin will try to pick the new pope. He already placed his asset as the US president, so now he's just looking for a challenge.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Makes no sense, Russia is Russian orthodox, they have their own pope.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not the point. Putin don't care about religion he just want power and influence.

Well, from what I know, a lot of his propaganda involves religion, and doing that could very well affect his image.

[–] Bezier@suppo.fi 2 points 1 day ago

They also have their own president

[–] EisFrei@lemmy.world 99 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Pooping?

Picture looks like it's time for a diaper change soon.

[–] Absaroka@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Considering he eats nothing but McDonalds, I'm guessing he's a world champion shitter.

Plus there was that whole "soiling himself in court" incident.

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I’m gonna come out and defend him here because his excessive consumption of Diet Coke shields him from McDonalds impact on the gut.

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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly, the world would be far better if he was pope instead of president

[–] Tja@programming.dev 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

He would uncover all the kid diddling going on, because he hates competition.

Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids, come to me with tears in their eyes, say: sir, you diddled me as a kid, sir!

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do I have to go to catholic hell if I laughed at this?

Nah, just regular hell with the rest of us

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids

...kids that climb on rocks.

Does "pope" no longer seem like a real word to anyone else here?

[–] standarduser@lemm.ee 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

“We’re going to reclaim the holy land, did you know it belonged to us? To me? Yeah they promised it to us and didn’t give it to me. You heard it right? Yeah it’s gonna be a big land just for all of us! I’m gonna reclaim it and then you’ll see the coming of Christ, he’s going to say Don, you did great I had to come here to say it. And I know he will cause I’m the pope of course”

You forgot the bit where he'll claim that christ will have tears in his eyes as he proclaims how great trump is.

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fucked up part is he wouldn’t be in the top 10 most immoral popes

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

JD would have more claim to being Pope than Drumpf. How many Popes absolutely didn't kill their predecessor? Isn't it like 5 or 7 of them?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't think you have to highlander the pope to become pope, but I'm not catholic

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 3 points 18 hours ago

As far as I know, There Can Only Be One Pope.

[–] the_trash_man@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This picture probably already being posted in various facebook groups with zero irony

[–] LaterRedditor@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

Through another executive order right?

[–] Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Nobody knows more about manufacturing than me" - oops! wrong dipshit

[–] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago

No no it’s technically correct, he manufactures lies

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So that's why he sent the couchfucker. Now it all makes sense.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The Vatican has more gold than fort Knox. He lovveees gooold.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Some smoke is white smoke. Some smoke is black smoke. I assume some smoke is good smoke. We’re gonna have the best smoke. Every cardinal says so.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Orange smoke would be apt

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

" In all of history there has never been a better pope than me" " I'm saving Catholicism from a disastrous policies of all the previous popes." " I am the only one that can solve this".

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

He could tariff all the other religions!

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

now we know why he sent the couchfucker to kill him

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In practice he would have to be celibate.

[–] goldfndr@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Another established norm to break?

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I thought the Dear Leader didn't have to pope

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

True, but the dear leader is Kim Yong Un, this is diaper Donny.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago

It's poping time

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

... Does the Pope golf in the woods?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd be down with that. Can do less damage that way.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Less? How so less? He was friends with Epstein. The previous pope tried to do something about child abuse within the church. Guess what diaper Donny would do if he would become pope. The Vatican would be turned into Epstein island 2.0

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

Well the Vatican has no nukes (unless you believe Dan Brown novels).

I don't believe being president excludes him from touching up kids...

[–] vane@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Life in America is so bad that their President needed to take second job to survive.

[–] sunflowercowboy@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago

So can I call dibs on declaring myself the second coming? Got the name.

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