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[–] PedroMaldonado@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Kinda sucks how this how this crazy MFer is still getting ink...

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Remember when he cried on camera? Loved that.

Dumbest timeline

[–] Kben@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

Another lord haw haw who should meet the same fate.

[–] canajac@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is who should be in Kirk's coffin

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[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jesus, some people really will do anything for attention. Its just a shame so many are giving it to him.

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[–] jedibob5@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Guarantee you he shaved most of his facial hair just before he went live, then finished the rest after he was done.

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm gonna go on twatter and spew how angry I am that some loser did this. I'm absolutely sure that's not what he wants at all

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Honestly it looks like an improvement but probably any beard would.

What would help more is him stopping drinking and having a discernable neck again.

So much for beauty tips for Alex Jones

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Michael Jordan stache

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

All of those tough guys who said that if they had a time machine, they'd go back in time and kill Hitler...

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