I'm gonna eat a lot of brains until the protagonist blows my head off with an unrealistic shotgun.
this post was submitted on 12 May 2025
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Assuming i had prepared a few weeks of instant noodle and food and cat food, and the zombie are just evolved rabies that's also slow, just don't open my front gate, stay indoor with my cats and lock my front door. They're not gonna breach my window because of grille. Wait a week or so before going out. My home is in a residential area that's quite far away from the city, so i guess most people around me just gonna stay at home and be fine.
i guess most people around me just gonna stay at home and be fine.
Were you born since covid or smth?
In my country, people stay at home and wear mask when outside just fine, vaccination is going as smooth as one can expect from in time of global crisis. Not to mention this is an imaginary crisis of zombie apocalypse, people will stay at home after seeing what it do. Are you sure it's not just your countrymen that's the issue?
There was more than one country that couldn't consistently follow the rules.
Zombies?
Look around. We're in an apocalypse right now.
You need zombies to make it real?
Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.
Probably just shoot myself.
Series of tree houses, live like ewoks, no spider zombies
As an American I have two apocalypse plans. If it's zombies, guns are cheap and easy to get. Not for killing the zombies, mind you. I only need one bullet. Otherwise, my plans include a camping chair, a bottle of Southern Comfort, and someplace with a good view. I mean it's not like I'm going to survive, so I might as well plop myself down at ground zero and get drunk.
Slow zombies? I'd do my very best to get back home. I moved for work so I'd do a cross country road trip to get back home. I think slow zombies would be easy to avoid if you plan and be very careful. Fast zombies on the other hand is a different story. Left 4 dead zombies? Probably die and become a boomer or a spitter.
Shelter in place for a while until decomposition of their muscles makes them completely ineffectual and unable to actually move.
Shouldn't take long.
Go live in the woods and homestead with my family.