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[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 150 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm just impressed by how clean that fridge was before they murdered a tiny person in there.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I think that's the very bottom underneath the drawer. Would never come into contact with items

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 65 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, no, that's the dirtiest place of all.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Interesting, it's immaculate in my fridge. Maybe depends on the design?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mine is covered in dog hair and semen.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why is the semen loose in the fridge

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Free range.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 32 points 2 weeks ago

That's where the green post-vegetable liquid lives.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago

Was the fridge bought last week? It's looks way too clean and white to be used fridge.

[–] plateee@piefed.social 35 points 2 weeks ago

My first thought didn't go to Kubrick.

[–] Mellow12@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Seriously? How many accounts do you need?

[–] cm0002 44 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ at least 2

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 weeks ago

I thought it was frightening enough to imagine there were as much accounts for cm0001, but the horror that paralyzed me was the vision of this person going all through cm0000 to cm9999. At this point, they may stand up and say: I'm the Fediverse. And cm all over our comment threads.

[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Mellow12@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I don’t know 21 day old account TommyJohnsFishSpot. Are you cm0002?

[–] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

We are all cm0002 on this blessed day.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 18 points 2 weeks ago

I am all cm0002 on this blessed day.

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Speak for yourself

[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't we all have a little cm0002 in us?

[–] sniggleboots 17 points 2 weeks ago

Not until they buy me dinner first

[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 11 points 2 weeks ago

Take your meds.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Is the password reset bug fixed yet?

When I signed up, if you ever forgot your password then you had to just make a new account... everytime.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 9 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sorry Dave I can't have milk plus and some ultra V.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

LOL! NGL, that does look like a still from a Kubrick movie.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago

The red, red betrootieru spread across my fridgey-widgey