this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] 8eyedcorsair@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Upvoted with extreme prejudice.

[–] something_complex@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

I didn't even know there where this Manny people in Lemmy brahv

[–] Col3814444@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah but Heinz beans are the best beans so they always get an upvote. Op is cheating.

[–] GustavoM@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Came for the fucking beans, got only beans.

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING BEANS

beans stomach gurgles

[–] concealmint@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Reddit tier post. I wish I could downvote it twice

[–] TANSTAAFL@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

yeah but beans are good.. and a staple food in DayZ, popular with those damn kids. Upvoted.

[–] LokyinN@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

proceed to turn the bean into bean toast

[–] Will_@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago
[–] CaJoasca_Baloon@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

😮 BEANS 😮

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

The Messiah has arrived! He has brought with him the Content That Was Promised!

[–] Vitaly@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago

I can't fucking beliave that the most popular post of all times, what a shame

[–] wabafee@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Heinz beans is good 😋.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

This is a weapon of mass destruction

[–] Apollo_Refugee@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you poop!

[–] SimplyChad@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Dangy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I live for beans

[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

But maybe we hate Kidney beans.

[–] LucidDaemon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Anyone else eat directly from the can?

[–] NoTime@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

Lemmy lore in the making.

[–] kamasupra@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I won't upvote. We don't have that brand. 🤔

[–] complacent_jerboa@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

this speaks to me on an emotional level

[–] ItsABarmcake@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Branson or go home

[–] Haft01@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] solidsnake2085@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Good thing Karma doesn't exist here.

[–] Ookami38@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Dude who wouldn't upvote BEANS??

[–] DestroyerOfWorlds@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Not even some UK teabagger and I'll upvote your beans.

[–] Bluefrog1313@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It is not just a can of fucking beans. It's a can of fucking beans in tomato sauce.

[–] thehatfox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Beanus likes beans!

[–] ShrimpGlizzy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

These are underrated asf, coming from the US, and being cheap. F outa here with those Bush’s Baked lol.

[–] Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Holy shit beans

[–] philgraves@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Chocked full of beany goodness.

[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I'm here for them bEanz

[–] BornVolcano@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Image Transcription:


[An image depicting a light blue 13.7 ounce can of 'Heinz' brand beans with tomato sauce on a white background.]


^I'm a human volunteer transcribing posts in a format compatible with screen readers, for blind and visually impaired users!^

[–] EyesInTheBoat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

With Tomato Sauce

[–] SgtThunderC_nt@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago

Cool beans.

[–] Isthisreddit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I'm here for the shitposts

[–] popemichael@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Can I get some non-fucking beans?

I prefer my legumes to be virginal.

[–] SeedyOne@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

I'm here for the canned bean party...

[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

HOLY SHIT A CAN OF BEANS!

[–] Kerplookniac@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Hey, don’t sell your beans so short, they also have tomato sauce!

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Lol as if this post is top of all time

[–] StuStuMagoo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I love these beans

[–] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

More beans, sir.

[–] claytempleton@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

omfg to the moon

[–] beaiouns@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
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[–] Creyapnilla@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
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