popemichael

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What is something really stupid you purchased that turned out far better than expected? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] popemichael@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Same here with the ebike. I live near Seattle and everything I need is within a few minutes of ebike driving

If I can't ebike, then I uber and it saves me a ton

No rights no pussy rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] popemichael@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The really funny part was she was pretty normal until MAGA and the alt right radicalized her via lies

She turned into that shockingly quickly

My best guess is that something was wrong with her that she hid deep inside until it was let out

No rights no pussy rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] popemichael@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I almost dated a conservative but covid saved me.

The moment it hit, her conservative powers went omega level and I was able to dodge a bullet by wanting to vaccinate early

What's a company secret you can share now that you no longer work there? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] popemichael@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Back when I managed a Blockbuster Video, most stores ran at a loss thanks to theft.

The real reason most stores failed wasn't because DVDs were going out. It was because we couldn't stem the flow of money out the door thanks to thieves.

I heard that lemmy will upvote anything. This is literally just a can of fucking beans in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] popemichael@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Can I get some non-fucking beans?

I prefer my legumes to be virginal.