this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] chaosppe@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] xaon_rider92@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] asunaspersonalasst@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Beans yummy

[–] flameguy21@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I'M FEELING FULL OF BEANS!

[–] static@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago

I upvote just to mark as read without having to open comments...

[–] theyseemeroland@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I don't like fucking beans. I prefer eating them.

[–] zzap129@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I like beans

[–] Vupperware@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Boston baked bean boy

[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Beans, beans, the musical fruit

The more you eat, the more you toot

The more you toot, the better you feel.

So let's have beans with every meal

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Mmm yeah, look at those moist beans!

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Ah yes, the magical fruit…

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Downvoted for the principle

[–] martinbasic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Take my upvote, I'm having bean soup for my lunch

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago

This is the most upvotes I've seen ever on Lemmy.

My app is slow scrolling through these comments.

We have arrived, everyone.

[–] Beliriel@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Boom boom boom! I like it with my doom!
Beans saved my life in the past yaer

[–] BluDood@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

this is my first comment here, hi

[–] scorpiosrevenge@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago
[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Hell of a can though.

[–] Throwaway4669332255@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Great, now I want beans

[–] BlueLikeSkye@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago
[–] 007v2@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I upvoted the can of beans.

[–] virtualpixl@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago
[–] lennster@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Maple bacon beans tho...

[–] Under_enrage@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I like beans, I upvote.

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Beans, the DNA of the soul! They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair: all beans, all passed on. You can't fight nature, Jack. Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong prey upon the weak!

[–] Strangian@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The color of that can is trademarked

[–] Grimm@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago

Is it called bean blue?

[–] aregularbeaneater@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I would eat those

[–] Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

We all witnessed

[–] gon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

those are pretty nice beans tbf

[–] Fudgy@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Totally loaded with sugar.. Has anyone tried the cheesy beans..?

[–] Fez@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

390 grams of Beans!? Sign me up 😎

[–] InfiniteSpaces@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

All hail the can of beans, the one true Lord

[–] solarzones@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Lombax@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

In DayZ, I kill people for these beans.

[–] Lazylore@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It's not just a can of fucking beans. This is a well known and beloved DayZ prop and lifesaver.

[–] Murple@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

oooo beans!!!

[–] 1st@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

He’s a shitposting Warhol - a genius, and a fool

[–] KijinSeija@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Meist@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I have a bean addiction. My favorites are Pinto and Baked.

[–] Cyo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It's not just a can of beans, Its a can of beans with tomato sauce 🍅!!!!😯

[–] toasteranimation@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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[–] TheRealAsmodeus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

How do you know the beans are fucking without opening the can?

[–] henfredemars@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sorry that's the European version I only upvote the American version of the can.

[–] Goose@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago
[–] aviation_hydrated@infosec.pub 1 points 1 year ago

Finally some good content

[–] KaleDaddy@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago

Thats not fair. Beans are amazing

[–] dirtbiker509@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

My dog pinto he ran away. But he came back the very next day. I asked pinto where he been. Pinto been Pinto been!

My dog Lima he ran away...

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