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[–] 1984@lemmy.today 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I can only hope her spirit will eventually realize that working with Trump is not her life purpose. :)

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

And what she'll go back to terrorizing villagers?

[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 hours ago

I not from usa, is this real news?

You can't deport someone who's not in your country.

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 3 points 5 hours ago

So the movie Deep Throat was based on Trump all along?

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 53 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

guess ill see yall in el salvador

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

It was either that or die of boredom

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

There was salt on the glass. Big grains of salt.

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 5 points 7 hours ago

Free vacation inbound

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 30 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I bet Bubba knows. Someone get Bill on the phone.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I thought bubba was a horse

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 hours ago

Or at least hung like one

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

You don't have a horse phone?

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Like he knows where a clit would be.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

He knows from his grabbing em.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 18 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

If we can't ask ..... can we feel it then?

[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 20 points 11 hours ago

It's right next to the bullet hole in his ear. I can't find it either!

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 11 hours ago

My hands are small and weak. I like neckussys.
Fight my bodyguard.