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[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

With Arch BTW

Or Nix

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago

A Mac? Bugger off

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 11 points 3 months ago (9 children)

Does sr dev not pay enough for a single malt anymore?

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[–] CodingCarpenter@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago

For me replace the Mac with an HP laptop that I've put Linux on and the whiskey with a nice rum

[–] data1701d@startrek.website 8 points 3 months ago

Replace the Macbook with a Thinkpad.

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

Can confirm it's the truth.

[–] PowerCrazy@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

As a senior Network engineer, Macbook Pro is my goto. Jack Black Label is good, but I still prefer Lagavulin 16yr or founders All Day IPA.