Do you drift slightly when you walk?
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Considering that Slovakian road workers are surprised by snow during winter every winter, yes, I do drift.
No, that's reserved for Nintendo's upcoming Crocs collaboration, the Joy-Con Crocs!
Sadly you need to sign in to your Microsoft account to wear them properly
How about having exclusive games and actual effort in competing in the console market?
Silence, consumer!
Now you can safely throw something controller-like to the wall. Or punish your good-for-nothing gamer kid...
Did... Did they call them xCrocks?
Porn with people wearing crocks for those with very weird fetishes
Still easier to hold than a Duke. :)

Have you seen this monstrosity? This is real! It's a fucking Balenciaga crocs.
Who's gonna be the first to flawless complete Darksouls using the Crocs controller?
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It's real? I saw some ads/page on FB about it and thought it was AI generated or some kind of jokes, WTF?!?
Crox
Holy mother of cursed controllers