If you're not woke, you're asleep.
this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2025
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If you never slept, can you be woke?
The sand is almost gone
The suffering has begun
The balance to be restored
Death will not be ignored
The grim reaper needs to stop edging us and take him already
Be fair, if I were the grim reaper I'd not want anything to do with that obese bumbling imbecilic child rapist either.
Imagine the ferryman having to listen to trump’s rambling all the way down the river styxx? He would throw himself in, trump would become the new guide of the underworld
no chance krasnov gives up a coin to karen.
Befitting
that's the issue. the grim reaper is just edging himself. it's up to him when he's finished
Alternate title: "I took a picture of a dry turd every day for 16 days"
See? He's literally ending wokeness, by literally being unwoke
what a smug, stupid, piece of shit. I cant wait for the great flush.
Dozy Don..... This is what happens when you stay up all night sending out 150+ Truth Social posts 😂
Me in math lecture
Computer Science for me, which was my major. But the class was just a little too warm, had natural light drifting through stained glass, was in an echoey auditorium and at 3pm, when the sleepies hit. God help me I tried everything to stay awake except caffeine, because I was a stupid child.
I still haven't started drinking coffee, 35+ years old. I feel tired all the time but that's what two kids do to you.
I'm just happy I don't have to depend on any substance to keep me normal.
Yeah, it's bad. I was at a wedding once, and feeling under the weather. Headache and flu symptoms. My friend brought me a hot tea to help my throat, and as I drank it, I started to immediately feel better. Then I realized I hadn't had my morning tea, or my lunch iced tea, or my dinner iced tea... that's how I found out I was chemically addicted to caffeine, lol.
Dang, do you add caffeine to your tea? Or is there really that much in tea naturally?
I think it was the regularity of me drinking it. 1 large, hot lipton black tea in the morning, maybe an iced black tea before lunch, one at lunch, maybe 1 after, 1 at dinner, and maybe 1 more after. I was using unsweetened tea to ween off Gatorade which helped me ween off soda at the time.
No amount of caffeine will save you from afternoon sleepies in the wrong class
In my case it was a grad level course They let me in as an undergrad because I was smart and motivated Only half a dozen students Giant mug of coffee
Lots of matrix algebra 800 year old professor 3pm Dead quiet room Fluorescent lights
The shame of dozing off in his class still pains me decades later I AM SORRY
You majored in computer science but found the subject boring? I never understood this.
I recall back in school a girl asking me when signing up for classes for next quarter, which classes required the least amount of writing code. I guess those people go into management.
Oh no, it was fascinating! I loved it! I love computer science. But that professor's voice, in that room, at that time of day... it was like a sleeping pill.
That's the wrong class to sleep through. I was always good at math (I minored in it), but having to go back and teach myself was always super difficult.
It was 10:00, I was a freshman, and yes it would have made my life a lot easier.
10:00 isn't even that early. Plenty of mistakes were made as freshman.
It was my earliest class.
My kid is a freshman in college now and I asked him when his first class was, he said 10:40.
That's my boy. 🥲
I don't know, for me when I'm getting that close to lunch I'm having trouble focusing. I think the 10am might have been ideal for me personally.
captcha: please select the napping pedophile(s) to confirm youre not a robot
These pictures make me happy because this is what he'll look like WHEN HE'S FUCKING DEAD!
Ootl here, is that the president Sleepy Joe I've seen getting mocked for years?
This POS needs to relentlessly mocked
Probably hard to stay awake when your posting nonsense all night long!
Hmm, does DJT wear the same fucking suit every day, cause it sure looks like it.
When you shit your pants regularly, having lots of the same suit makes it easier to do a quick change and not have it noticed.
Sleepy Do