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Ron DeSantis Signs Bill to Remove the Word “Gay” From All Christmas Songs (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 7 hours ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 13 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

"It's not even about homosexuality. I just don't want any of you to be happy or joyful."

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 7 points 6 hours ago

In fairness, Christmas creeps the shit out of me. It's so gaudy, ultra-commercial and fueled with fake happiness and holiday cheer nobody gets to experience because it's so damn stressful socially and financially, that's one tradition I'd gladly do without.

Fuck Christmas.

Oh and yeah, fuck DeSantis too. No relationship, just something that needs saying.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago

While listening to some Christmas music from [REDACTED]-Siberian Orchestra

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 6 points 7 hours ago

[DeSantis Watching The Flintstones] Have a what old time?!

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Easy workaround:

[...]
It's the hap-happiest season of all,
With those holiday greetings and homosexual happy meetings [...]

There... Not banned anymore 🙂