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[–] nate3d@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago

Is this gender fluid?

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But is it made from real babies?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yep. Fermented and then aged in an oak barrel.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But if they're aged, they're not babies any more.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

Exactly, need Baby Beaujolais.

[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Is this fresh squeezed? I don't drink that concentrate shit.

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 5 points 5 days ago

Baby water the with don't the bath throwout