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[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 133 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 52 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Because you would be a Fantaic.

[–] Nightweb@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago

Because you’d be diabetic

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm a recovering alcoholic with close to 30 years sobriety now ..... and the idea of drinking excessive amounts of any liquid will always be funny to me now ... or to want to drink liquids like some sort of ritual.

If you drink 6 litres of beer in a day in front of others and get blind drunk ... you're a party animal

If you drink 6 litres of water in a day in front of people ... you're a weirdo

Or you can sit at a dark dingy bar and sip on scotch or whisky for hours on an afternoon and it's normal

But if you sit in a dark dingy bar and sip on a glass of orange juice for hours on an afternoon ... people think there's something wrong with you.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I knew a guy that drank so much carrot juice his hands were yellow/orange. He was weird

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago

I knew a guy that drank so much hard liquor his liver turned into a prune and he died

[–] Grostleton@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

Arnold never could kick his Seaweedies habit I guess.

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

His wife was probably having an affair

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Nah, I think that's just a writer. Or some sort of Avant Garde artist

[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cigarette store owners genuinely surprised that you're still alive every time you come in.

"I didn't realize it was possible to cough up your pancreas".

[–] Luouth@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Luouth@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Best friends with the liquor store owner

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago (5 children)

No, no. The GIF. I thought that was a painting. What is going on?

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

It's from the movie Predator.

If you want to see what it would look like if the anthropomorphic incarnation of testosterone itself wrote, directed, and acted in a movie, then look no further. It's so full of vitamin-T your voice will drop an octave while watching it, and your unborn grandkids will go into puberty next week.

[–] Luouth@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dillon! You son of a removed!

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Got you pushing too many pencils, Dillon!

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

"I ain't got time to bleed"

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Two governors in one movie. Not sure what that says, but it's nothing good.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

These kids today don't know Predator?!

[....i..............................] <- my lawn
    ^ you

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Dillon! You son of a removed!"

Majestic slap that can be heard across the universe

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

First time I've seen it animated as well haha

[–] PlungeButter@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

~~Look up the Arnie flick "Commando". It aged badly in a hilarious way.~~

Actually this is from Predator. Also worth a watch.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz -1 points 1 week ago

Drag was so surprised when drag watched Predator.

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

My parents don't tell me I'm living wrong, but it seems to be the basis of every religion someone tries to sell me.

Apparently liquor stores make their money off of hard-core drinkers and alcoholics, so liquor ads (and liquor store employee customer support) are designed not to attract new customers but rather to make the existing customers think their level of drinking is normal and acceptable.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Excel: "1901.February.01"

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 week ago

I mean, my local liquor store is close enough we could be considered neighbors and I regularly get suggestions based on my taste.

[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Lol I own a distillery and this tracks