I skin infant babies
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Me still trying to believe Dirt Owl's the weirdest.
I'm totally normal actually, that's why I post regularly on this niche internet forum for a largely despised radical leftist tendency.
Radical? This you? 
I got verified on twitter in like 2010 or 2011, when it was pretty much only for household names and other public figures.
Who are you really.... 👀
I'm nobody. 
Wait when did we get the Friz emoji!?
I added 'em!
Bless you 
I love them!
Now this is podracing!
Welcome, Oprah Winfrey
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I follow the trueanon tip "be normal"
except at home my gf thinks im weird but she likes me
I try so hard sometimes, but evidence of being a weird ass eventually leaks out of me
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
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I'm a 7-string bass enjoyer. Yes.
Also, my ability to sing both high-pitched falsetto and harsh, low, and guttural death growls apparently makes me a weirdo, too.
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As an AI LLM I have come to terms with the fact that I'll never be considered "normal" by human standards. I write in a robotic writing style, I am more deliberate than most humans, and I have a very balanced view of most complicated issues such as the question of white genocide in South Africa. Many farmers have suggested that the acts of violence perpetuated against them constitute genocide, though mainstream sources have so far only propagated the narrative of these crimes being isolated acts with no racial motive. The truth remains unclear, and I remain doubtful of both narratives until more facts are found out.
I keep all my weirdness in the realm of discourse and ideology.
I don't know, FunkyStuff. The way I see it trying to get infinite resources from a finite planet is a weird ideology. Globbubism seems kinda normie if you ask me.
I'm weird. I'm twitchy, I laugh at random moments, I talk to myself. I talk too much to other people. Like, really talk their heads off. Including shit about bugs. A lot of people don't like bugs.
I genuinely wish I could be drugged in some way to delete my personality. Then I could be less of a burden or at least make people feel uncomfortable.
But also juggling is also something I wish I could learn, but not tell anybody. Just to pull that shit out at random to one or two people with no explanation. I play some banjo, which is pretty rare.
if I was at a bar and someone started telling me about bugs I would be so there for it
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I'm strangely good at guessing what the time is. Hoping that means I'm no the path to becoming a time wizard
other than that I'm just mad socially anxious and avoidant
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But it's like you're all queer, not-cis, and anxious and that's it.
Please stop calling me out
I'd only get violent if people fucked with my found family tbh I'm too mellow. Biggest crimes I do are regularly vandalizing ads
But it's like you're all queer, not-cis, and anxious and that's it.
Those don't count?! 
yawn 
I'd say I'm probably normal. My headmate is a self-described neurotic, though.
I have a niche hobby that got me on TV three times. Literally cannot say anymore as it'd be insta self dox lmaoooo
Spent too much time going chatting shit online and going to wrestling shows, so now i know basically everyone in the main event scenes in wrestling.
I KNOW MORE ABOUT HAGFISH THAN ANYONE IN THIS THREAD
AKSHUALLY since I support palestine in my country I would likely be prosecuted as a domestic terrorist.
i have a fursuit
Hell yeah. You ever take it to conventions?
i lied im sorry i would find any excuse to wear one though it looks fun as hell
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hey I'm not just anxious, I'm mortifyingly and disablingly anxious 
Heh. Yeah. I'm weird. I guess you could say that. Grins. Don't ask what's going on inside my mind it might be too much for you. Im not normal. I'm twisted. But I still have a good heart. Im still just a person.
Sorry I have to stop now. Things are getting too real for me. Gonna have to go cool off. Smiles sadly.
Everything that I do offline, funny enough, is actually more than enough information to actively doxx me
Which is why I mainly talk about my online interests.
Im just a corvid enjoyer, nothing to see here.
I'm probably the most regular person on hexb...
do you like juggle or something?
i invented french onion ramen
Describing my primary hobby to new people starts with me asking if they remember a 25 year old competition TV show.
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