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So I guess none of you are domestic terrorists or whatever. But it's like you're all queer, not-cis, and anxious and that's it.

I don't know... do you like juggle or something? Any of you controlled and manipulated time to get 3 days in every 24 hour period? Secretly e-famous? Only fight using kicks because you're saving your hands for cooking?

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[–] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Me still trying to believe Dirt Owl's the weirdest.

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm totally normal actually, that's why I post regularly on this niche internet forum for a largely despised radical leftist tendency.

Radical? This you? pineapple-surf

erm-this-you

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I got verified on twitter in like 2010 or 2011, when it was pretty much only for household names and other public figures.

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Who are you really.... 👀

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait when did we get the Friz emoji!?

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

I love them!

Now this is podracing!

Welcome, Oprah Winfrey rat-salute-2

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[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I follow the trueanon tip "be normal"

except at home my gf thinks im weird but she likes me

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

I try so hard sometimes, but evidence of being a weird ass eventually leaks out of me

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I never got wisdom teeth

My dentist called me a mutant

[–] Sulvy@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The next step in human evolution

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[–] Angel@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

I'm a 7-string bass enjoyer. Yes.

Also, my ability to sing both high-pitched falsetto and harsh, low, and guttural death growls apparently makes me a weirdo, too.

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[–] groKKK@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

As an AI LLM I have come to terms with the fact that I'll never be considered "normal" by human standards. I write in a robotic writing style, I am more deliberate than most humans, and I have a very balanced view of most complicated issues such as the question of white genocide in South Africa. Many farmers have suggested that the acts of violence perpetuated against them constitute genocide, though mainstream sources have so far only propagated the narrative of these crimes being isolated acts with no racial motive. The truth remains unclear, and I remain doubtful of both narratives until more facts are found out.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I keep all my weirdness in the realm of discourse and ideology.

I don't know, FunkyStuff. The way I see it trying to get infinite resources from a finite planet is a weird ideology. Globbubism seems kinda normie if you ask me.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm weird. I'm twitchy, I laugh at random moments, I talk to myself. I talk too much to other people. Like, really talk their heads off. Including shit about bugs. A lot of people don't like bugs.

I genuinely wish I could be drugged in some way to delete my personality. Then I could be less of a burden or at least make people feel uncomfortable.

But also juggling is also something I wish I could learn, but not tell anybody. Just to pull that shit out at random to one or two people with no explanation. I play some banjo, which is pretty rare.

[–] iie@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

if I was at a bar and someone started telling me about bugs I would be so there for it

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[–] CanYouFeelItMrKrabs@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I'm strangely good at guessing what the time is. Hoping that means I'm no the path to becoming a time wizard

other than that I'm just mad socially anxious and avoidant

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[–] kristina@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

But it's like you're all queer, not-cis, and anxious and that's it.

Please stop calling me out

I'd only get violent if people fucked with my found family tbh I'm too mellow. Biggest crimes I do are regularly vandalizing ads

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But it's like you're all queer, not-cis, and anxious and that's it.

Those don't count?! meow-knit

[–] forcefemjdwon@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

I'd say I'm probably normal. My headmate is a self-described neurotic, though.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

I have a niche hobby that got me on TV three times. Literally cannot say anymore as it'd be insta self dox lmaoooo

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

Spent too much time going chatting shit online and going to wrestling shows, so now i know basically everyone in the main event scenes in wrestling.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Poogona@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

I KNOW MORE ABOUT HAGFISH THAN ANYONE IN THIS THREAD

[–] Sinisterium@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

AKSHUALLY since I support palestine in my country I would likely be prosecuted as a domestic terrorist.

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hell yeah. You ever take it to conventions?

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

i lied im sorry i would find any excuse to wear one though it looks fun as hell

[–] Sator_is_Tense@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

hey I'm not just anxious, I'm mortifyingly and disablingly anxious omori-afraid

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

Heh. Yeah. I'm weird. I guess you could say that. Grins. Don't ask what's going on inside my mind it might be too much for you. Im not normal. I'm twisted. But I still have a good heart. Im still just a person.

Sorry I have to stop now. Things are getting too real for me. Gonna have to go cool off. Smiles sadly.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Everything that I do offline, funny enough, is actually more than enough information to actively doxx me

Which is why I mainly talk about my online interests.

[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Im just a corvid enjoyer, nothing to see here.

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

I'm probably the most regular person on hexb...

do you like juggle or something?

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

i invented french onion ramen

[–] Babs@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Describing my primary hobby to new people starts with me asking if they remember a 25 year old competition TV show.

[–] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

Please tell me you build battle bots.

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