NGL I used to work with a cigars bro and went to his house once.
Those things are pretty nice, tasted good and give you a little high but not too much. If I didn't have a health condition that strongly discourages nicotine use I'd be into them. See why 
liked them.
"The guy at the hat store said I'm the only guy who can pull it off!"
Who wants a drink? First rounds' on me!
Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my genocide.
NGL, I looked up a clip from the movie, they actually nail entitled customer behavior pretty well.
Why is it written on napkins with sharpie?
"An alien gave me an STD and now my dick glows"
Who's fantasized about that 
I have not smut, yet I must goon
The true sin is depriving the grooners of their slop
Chinese soldiers overseeing white slaves
Based
That so sad, so so so so sad, soooooooooo sad