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That's like a subcontractor asking to be chosen because they have AI

[–] Tja@programming.dev 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They don't even have 98% spelling accuracy, I some doubt the ftp server is gonna help.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was just thinking about ways to justify "have a ftp" server. The only defence I can think of is that they pronounce 'ftp' not as 'eff-tee-pee' but literally as 'ftp', a vowelless word.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago

Maybe ‘feh-teh-peh’, but yeah, sometimes I see ‘an’ or ‘a’ where I don't expect them and am left wondering about mysterious ways of the English language

They got warez if you got project

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

plz bruh, we even have telnet, u can trust, profesh work guarantee