Gold what the fuck all that other shit is worthless
this post was submitted on 10 Jan 2026
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I would finally start this Dalmatian Plantation that we were promised.
Broken electronics =)
I have a problem XD
Musical instruments
I was gonna say femboys but I guess I'm not the only bad dragon in these comments...
Realistically? I’m a dragon who hoards old cables (I’ve become my dad 😭), pieces of art from my friends, animal bones and teeth, and cassette tapes. A very eclectic hoard if I do say so myself
Snacks and puppies
I am a dragon (metaphorically), and my hoard is supplies for abandoned projects. 😭
Me too, buddy. Me too.
DDR5 RAM
Books, music (CDs, flacs), snacks
I would hoard hobbyist supplies and then never use them
Twinks to breed.
☒ Hot guys
I don't mind. Then, ugly me might get a chance. /s Just kidding, I know that not all women are that vain.
I am already a book hoarding dragon.
Steam games
Honestly prefer full grown cats over kittens. More personality, better at napping.
Also, Other (blankets)
Skulls of people who start wars, invasions, or mobilize military on their own people.
EDIT: Since it's implied dragon hoards are for attracting mates, this will optimize my success at attracting the big tiddy goth gf dragons
I now want a hoard of kittens
Only if you share a hoard of snacks with them.
Kawaii anime figures and plushies
(Kawaii is Japanese for cute and it rhymes with Hawaii. For example, Anya Forger from SPYxFAMILY. Dumb as a box of rocks but adorable AF.)
Abandoned hobby equipment
Cuties just like you
Dad jokes.
Assuming I can only hoard one option.
Gold: I'm a traditionalist.
Left column + "other"
Is a generic "yes" permitted?