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[–] Yoga@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Gender: 1x38b

THE WOKE MOB HAS GONE TOO FAR

[–] gex@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gender is not binary, it's hexadecimal

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

shouldn't hexadecimal numbers start with 0x instead of 1x?

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Did you just assume their syntax?!

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I know right, this is gender we're talking about naming here! Not one of Elon's children

[–] Yoga@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I was going to make that joke too but given the real victim of the punchline is someone who had no ability to consent or exercise control in the situation it doesn't feel right.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I know, but he has $200b in assets, so it's hard to feel too bad for him

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Now around $400b. Which is a lot more than 1x38b.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

You want some 8x7A2 using the same bathroom as you???

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

My high school paid for everyone to take some type of career aptitude test. Everyone got a list of various possible career choices. Burned in my memory now is that I scored "region 99" which apparently meant my personality type didn't fit any jobs. Or something. Like their magic 8 ball told me to try again.

[–] Schal330@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My school did something similar. It recommended I become a fish monger.

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago

I think I finally found what I was put on this earth to do: Knife goes in guts come out.

-- Bart Simpson

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"The samurai charged into battle, shouting You must install Adobe Flash plugin to view this content."

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

There ought to be a sub for that.

And no I'm not gonna be the change I want to see in the world, for the benefit of everyone involved.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 1 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, they're not wrong, but it does hurt a bit.