this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2026
778 points (98.0% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

38727 readers
4406 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
top 40 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] artifex@piefed.social 101 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that the beast with two backs?

[–] WR5@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not anymore, one back got blown out.

Beast with two backs forgot to stretch.

[–] robotica@lemmy.world 61 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was convinced this was by Mickey7

[–] UntimedDiffusion@piefed.zip 12 points 1 month ago

He's multiplying (not like that)

[–] markz@suppo.fi 3 points 1 month ago

I had to take second look at the username

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wow! I hope your neighbour's wife isn't home when he's away, what, with a monster like that in the house. She'd be fucked!

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 50 points 1 month ago

You should hear the screams it makes as it keeps trying to break out of the windows...

[–] redbrick@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (10 children)

To be honest, that picture of the windows looks like some chick getting railed from the back with her arms holding the window...

[–] X@piefed.world 127 points 1 month ago
[–] dantel@programming.dev 64 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is there a Lemmy version of r/woosh?

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 76 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Wands and wings. Floaty crowny things.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Wands and oaks, little froggy croaks

[–] hanke@feddit.nu 41 points 1 month ago

I do believe that is the actual joke

[–] alienzx@feddit.nl 34 points 1 month ago

Thats_the_joke.jpeg

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She can't possibly be getting railed if OPs neighbor went on a business trip

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

What if her secret boyfriend only comes over when the neighbor leaves?

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 12 points 1 month ago

By golly, I think you're right!

[–] M137@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Congratulations, it's only January and you already made yourself look so foolish that you might not surpass it for the rest of the year. How does it feel?

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Or he maybe didn't understand for one reason or the other and answered in a way unexpected to society.

So how does it feel to exclude and shame blame people like this?

Of course it might just be fun / troll or other, sure. Still, as neurodivergent I can relate and sometimes it results in extremely embarrassing situations and getting excluded yet again. It's one of the reasons why we have a very high suicidal rate.

[–] dovahking@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

And with that attitude from first month, what are you striving for? Asshole of the year? Dude could be decent enough that his first thought wasn't even of someone cheating, unlike the rest of us.

[–] Kaerkob@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Don't deny the existence of the monster just because you're scared of it.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

People have the weirdest obsessions. Why would she want to wash the windows while getting railed?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah but I'm having trouble figuring out how her shoulders can bend like that

[–] redbrick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I heard pornhub has some contortionist fetish thingys. At least that's what I was told.

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your link is spyware. share.google is a tracking link used by Google to track you and track the people you are sharing with. It can also be used to identify who you are through your Google account.Please turn it off using the instructions from this article by 9to5google

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Oh no! My bad. I couldn't figure out how to link the gif from my phone. I'll be sure to not use those links in the future, thanks!

E: turned that off. Thanks again

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 7 points 1 month ago

No problem, happy to help!

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] chtk@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago

It's the mythical beast with two backs.

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Legit looks the same as the creature design from The Ritual

[–] Ashiette@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is none than the Leszy

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago