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Thanks. I'll update the sauce
Throw them at ICE. Frozen lemons ideally.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Aperture science. We do what we must. Because. We can
I just played Portal 2 for the first time ever this week. I got through it in a few days. It was fantastic.
Easily one of the funniest games I’ve ever played. I love The Part Where He Kills You.
Hey, please come back!
🎶 bUrN yOuR hOuSe DoWn 🎶
When life gives you melons, you may be lysdexic
And/or head trauma
Those with dyslexia have daily sex.
When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!
POWERTHIRST reference in the wild? I’m shocked.
BABIES! You’ll have 400 babies!
It’s like a fighter jet made of BICEPS
Someone has to keep the classics alive.
You cant make lemonade with just lemons, which has always bothered me about the saying
You need sugar and water, which i suppose could be metaphorically compared to love and self care respectively, but the metaphor never touches on that. Just more pick yourself up by the bootstraps nonsense.
Lemons contain water. I'd assume, being fruit, they probably contain at least some sugar? Thus, if you were willing to tolerate a lot of waste and the effort of extracting those ingredients, and had enough spare lemons, maybe you could make lemonade out of just lemons?
I was thinking the same thing. Distillation is easy enough, extracting the sugar would be trickier but I'm sure it's doable even if you have to cook it down to a glaze and carmelize it. It would be a fun little project.
Try it, im betting it would be unpalatable if not at least unpleasant
Crafting Alcohol From Lemons At Home:https://cyalcohol.com/article/how-to-turn-lemons-into-alcohol
When life goes you lemons you realize lemons are man made and life didn’t give you anything
Between a horde of lemons and my bottles of piss.
When life gives you lemons, make piss jugs